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[00:01.032](song by the Stupendium)
[00:02.286](stup:"a dear friend recently asked me to compose a theme song for his new game.")
[00:04.166]("this is that theme song.")
[00:05.394]("I would like to formally apologise in advance.")
[00:07.066](please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE.)
[00:09.234]
[00:10.018]this is a song,about soft drinks.
[00:14.328]and nothing else.
[00:16.366]get your mind out of the gutter.
[00:17.802]
[00:19.631]*puff
[00:20.493]Hey guys
[00:21.930]Are your lips dry?
[00:22.948]Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
[00:25.639]I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
[00:28.225]Come together and enjoy a little MOISTURE
[00:30.785]So you're waiting on the mate that's one-a-million?
[00:33.476]And carbonation ain't the way that you envisioned
[00:35.957]You say it's strange but baby shed your inhibitions
[00:38.570]And let your date slip into something ALUMINIUM
[00:40.189]*Blueberry Tart
[00:40.895]She's elegant
[00:41.495]And eloquent
[00:42.148]And so effervescent
[00:43.376]Subtle bubbles in my stubble
[00:44.500]Feeling ever so pleasant
[00:45.806]Never thought I'd find a girl
[00:46.955]With such a delicate essence
[00:48.418]Free with the meal deal
[00:49.620]At the delicatessen
[00:51.135]Saw you sitting in the fridge with a twinkle
[00:54.060]Are you a multy-pack Can?
[00:55.445]Or are you single?
[00:56.568]A little sipping and a spritz isn't sinful
[00:59.154]I'm just finna get my finger in your ring pull
[01:01.401]
[01:01.740]So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
[01:04.379]And pick that fizzy little minx
[01:05.685]That you've been dreaming of
[01:06.965]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[01:09.629]You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
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[01:14.854]So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
[01:17.362]Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
[01:19.895]Get your loving
[01:20.653]While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
[01:22.273]
[01:22.455]Now you've seen other paysite galleries
[01:25.042]But none of those girls taste like raspberries
[01:27.680]So if you think we're just some obscene Cannery
[01:30.266]All our Cans are 18+
[01:31.651]
[01:32.016]Calories
[01:32.904]So,give a spray
[01:33.871]For some flirtatious behaviour
[01:35.438]That come-hither hiss
[01:36.797]Is what you came for
[01:37.972]We've been brewing up a plethorra of flavours!
[01:39.435]*CherryPop
[01:40.375]Say we're crude
[01:41.316]You Can never say we're tasteless
[01:42.962]So if you drink it straight or with a mixer
[01:45.783]Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
[01:48.343]Everybody's got a different fizzle in their spritzer
[01:50.694]What's it matter what ingredients
[01:52.235]Are on your sticker?
[01:53.384]I haven't met you all
[01:54.743]But it's contextual
[01:56.075]You're all impeccable
[01:57.251]If it's consensual
[01:58.635]If you're ACE-
[01:59.314]DEMI-
[01:59.706]PAN-
[02:00.046]FLEXIBLE-
[02:01.221]End of the day we are all
[02:02.266]CAN-SEXUAL
[02:03.781]
[02:04.016]So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
[02:06.472]And pick that fizzy little minx
[02:07.438]That you've been dreaming of
[02:08.953]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[02:11.487]You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
[02:14.073]Every glamorous Can has a heart to fill
[02:16.633]So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
[02:19.220]We Can SEMI-guarantee that we won't be banned
[02:21.806]Get your loving
[02:22.563]While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
[02:24.287]
[02:24.522]May be fizzy
[02:25.202]But I'll spit a little Candour
[02:26.926]Sure it's sticky
[02:27.762]But we'll lick the spillage after
[02:29.616]There's only one app
[02:30.374]For tin Can philanderers
[02:32.176]Snapping what the Can did
[02:33.038]With your Candid Camera
[02:34.371]UH!
[02:34.893]Can a Can Can-Can?
[02:36.225]Yes it Can
[02:36.931]All the Cans in Cannes are
[02:38.211]Canuck Cans in Canada
[02:39.412]Manly Cans in Canberra in Canoes
[02:40.588]Grabbing noodles and Canoodling with Cans in Can Tho?
[02:43.566]MexiCan Cans in Cancún
[02:45.995]SCandalously sCantily Clad in their sCanties
[02:48.529]And deCanting at you
[02:50.044]Camping with a SCandinavian Can
[02:51.768]Under a Canopy,alone in a Canyon
[02:54.406]With your Can boo
[02:55.347]Share a Cannoli with Italian Cans
[02:57.149]On the Canals before a Candlelit dance
[02:58.900]Then Canter off to Canterbury
[03:00.362]For a Canny romance
[03:01.799]You better Cancel your plans
[03:03.157]This Can-sanova Can't handle the demand
[03:04.855]Of Cantabrian Can-oritas in Cantinas with fans
[03:07.886]On the Canary Islands
[03:08.983]Strip Canasta 'til you're down to your pants
[03:10.890]And your Can-panion froths over your hand
[03:12.744]Damn
[03:13.006]These Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
[03:15.487]So go over to
[03:17.185]Can-bodia
[03:18.491]You Can let the local flavour flow over you
[03:21.156]Getting down with the hard round Chiomium
[03:23.794]Loving's never been so low sodium
[03:26.380]Can looking like a snack?
[03:27.713]That's a Canapé
[03:28.993]Can-paigning like Barack?
[03:30.586]That's a Candidate
[03:31.605]Can sweet on your tongue?
[03:33.120]That's a Candy Cane
[03:34.165]Can rocking them guns?
[03:35.575]That's some Cannonade
[03:36.699]Feel that Can in your heart?
[03:38.083]That's a Cannula
[03:39.259]Can sends it's regards?
[03:40.617]That's a Can-nister
[03:41.871]Inquisitive Can?
[03:43.438]That's a Canvasser
[03:44.405]Insensitive Cans?
[03:45.868]Cantankerous!
[03:46.991]
[03:47.304]So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
[03:49.551]And pick that fizzy little minx
[03:50.988]That you've been dreaming of
[03:52.242]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[03:54.802]You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
[03:57.388]Every glamorous Can has a heart to fill
[03:59.974]So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
[04:02.534]Hey!Don't touch,just hold the Cam!
[04:05.198]Get your loving
[04:05.930]While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
[04:07.706]
[04:08.725]so download OnlyCans,the app sold to lovers.
[04:12.304]it's got very high-ratings.
[04:14.263]ah oh not,sorry,
[04:15.700]it's very hyd-rating.
[04:18.468]my mistake.
[04:19.566](End)

(from OnlyCans thirst date)
(song by the Stupendium)
(stup:"a dear friend recently asked me to compose a theme song for his new game.")
("this is that theme song.")
("I would like to formally apologise in advance.")
(please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE.)
this is a song,about soft drinks.
and nothing else.
get your mind out of the gutter.
*puff
Hey guys
Are your lips dry?
Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
Come together and enjoy a little MOISTURE
So you're waiting on the mate that's one-a-million?
And carbonation ain't the way that you envisioned
You say it's strange but baby shed your inhibitions
And let your date slip into something ALUMINIUM
*Blueberry Tart
She's elegant
And eloquent
And so effervescent
Subtle bubbles in my stubble
Feeling ever so pleasant
Never thought I'd find a girl
With such a delicate essence
Free with the meal deal
At the delicatessen
Saw you sitting in the fridge with a twinkle
Are you a multy-pack Can?
Or are you single?
A little sipping and a spritz isn't sinful
I'm just finna get my finger in your ring pull
So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
And pick that fizzy little minx
That you've been dreaming of
If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous Can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
Get your loving
While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
Now you've seen other paysite galleries
But none of those girls taste like raspberries
So if you think we're just some obscene Cannery
All our Cans are 18+
Calories
So,give a spray
For some flirtatious behaviour
That come-hither hiss
Is what you came for
We've been brewing up a plethorra of flavours!
*CherryPop
Say we're crude
You Can never say we're tasteless
So if you drink it straight or with a mixer
Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
Everybody's got a different fizzle in their spritzer
What's it matter what ingredients
Are on your sticker?
I haven't met you all
But it's contextual
You're all impeccable
If it's consensual
If you're ACE-
DEMI-
PAN-
FLEXIBLE-
End of the day we are all
CAN-SEXUAL
So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
And pick that fizzy little minx
That you've been dreaming of
If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous Can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
We Can SEMI-guarantee that we won't be banned
Get your loving
While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
May be fizzy
But I'll spit a little Candour
Sure it's sticky
But we'll lick the spillage after
There's only one app
For tin Can philanderers
Snapping what the Can did
With your Candid Camera
UH!
Can a Can Can-Can?
Yes it Can
All the Cans in Cannes are
Canuck Cans in Canada
Manly Cans in Canberra in Canoes
Grabbing noodles and Canoodling with Cans in Can Tho?
MexiCan Cans in Cancún
SCandalously sCantily Clad in their sCanties
And deCanting at you
Camping with a SCandinavian Can
Under a Canopy,alone in a Canyon
With your Can boo
Share a Cannoli with Italian Cans
On the Canals before a Candlelit dance
Then Canter off to Canterbury
For a Canny romance
You better Cancel your plans
This Can-sanova Can't handle the demand
Of Cantabrian Can-oritas in Cantinas with fans
On the Canary Islands
Strip Canasta 'til you're down to your pants
And your Can-panion froths over your hand
Damn
These Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
So go over to
Can-bodia
You Can let the local flavour flow over you
Getting down with the hard round Chiomium
Loving's never been so low sodium
Can looking like a snack?
That's a Canapé
Can-paigning like Barack?
That's a Candidate
Can sweet on your tongue?
That's a Candy Cane
Can rocking them guns?
That's some Cannonade
Feel that Can in your heart?
That's a Cannula
Can sends it's regards?
That's a Can-nister
Inquisitive Can?
That's a Canvasser
Insensitive Cans?
Cantankerous!
So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
And pick that fizzy little minx
That you've been dreaming of
If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous Can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
Hey!Don't touch,just hold the Cam!
Get your loving
While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
so download OnlyCans,the app sold to lovers.
it's got very high-ratings.
ah oh not,sorry,
it's very hyd-rating.
my mistake.
(End)